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Absolutely Fabulous Getaways – 10 perfect holiday cottages

It’s official, sweetie darling. The Absolutely Fabulous movie is a hit. So, in tribute to the show, we’ve taken a look at some of our absolutely fabulous getaways and given a nod to some of the great one-liners from the original series.
 
Take a look at our round up of fabulous cottages with something for everyone – from history buffs and beach-lovers to outdoorsy types and romantics.

Absolutely Fabulous getaways for history buffs

Absolutely Fabulous Getaways: The Gatehouse, Staycation Holidays

The Gatehouse near Bridgnorth, Shropshire

The Gatehouse has a long tradition of hospitality, hosting historic figures including Prince Rupert of the Rhine in 1646 as well as a number of prime ministers. Awarded ‘runner-up’ for Best Accommodation in the UK at the 2015 Hudson’s Heritage Awards, this magnificent property entrances guests with its oak spiral stairs, corner turrets, rare plasterwork and works by the acclaimed artist Adam Dant. Residents are free to explore the historic gardens at Upton Cressett Hall, and can enjoy fine views across the ancient deer park. An absolutely fabulous retreat to lay your weary head after chasing castles around all day.
Price: From £34pppn.
Read more: Click here for our historic retreats packed full of stunning period features.

Fabulous for active types

Absolutely Fabulous Getaways: Twitchers Lodge, Staycation Holidays

Twitchers Lodge, Cotswold Lakes, near Cirencester, Cotswolds – sleeps 6

This gorgeous, open-plan New England-style lodge on the shores of Spring Lake has three bedrooms, an over-the-water sundeck and a large children’s play area within 50 metres. Families can spend days fishing, water- and cable-skiing, sailing, riding, and mastering their golf and tennis, amongst other activities. Cotswold Country Park and Beach offers the largest inland beach in the UK, open water swimming and other facilities. Guests also get access to Spa 6 at the Four Pillars Hotel. In a couple of weeks you’ll be bendy like Madonna, darling.
Price: From £18pppn.
Read more: Click here for our full range of sporting holiday cottages.

Fabulous for the seaside

Absolutely Fabulous Getaways: Looe Island View, Staycation Holidays

Looe Island View, Downderry, Cornwall – sleeps 10

Stunning sea views, stylish interiors and access to the South West Coast Path make Looe Island View a great choice for a break that’s all about beaches. With four bedrooms and three bathrooms, it also has a full length elevated balcony perfect for alfresco suppers. Now where’s that Lacroix bikini?
Price: From £18pppn.
Read more: Click here for our full range of holiday cottages near a beach.

Fabulous for family groups

Absolutely Fabulous Getaways: Manor Farmhouse, Staycation Holidays

Manor Farmhouse, Milstead, Kent – sleeps 18

Play at being lords and ladies of the manor in this 15th-century country pile which combines medieval character with 21st-century comforts. Sleeping 18 across three properties and rented in its entirety, it comes with two acres of grounds, an outdoor heated pool, gym, billiards room and cinema room. Absolutely fabulous darlings!
Price: From £30pppn.
Read more: Click here for our full range of family friendly holiday properties, sleeping from 4 to 25.

Fabulous for the great outdoors

Absolutely Fabulous Getaways: The Oaks, Staycation Holidays

The Oaks, near Church Stretton, Shropshire – sleeps 10

At this stunning five-bedroomed country retreat, kids can amuse themselves in the well-equipped games and cinema rooms while parents can relax in the generous two acres with stunning views over the Shropshire Hills AONB. Walking is the main draw – the National Trust’s Long Mynd Estate is opposite the garden gate. The owners can also arrange beauty and therapeutic treatments and catering, all helping you stay fabulous.
Price: From £20pppn.
Read more: Click here for our full range of active holidays with plenty of opportunity to spend all day outdoors.

Fabulous for group breaks

Absolutely Fabulous Getaways: Vicarage House, Staycation Holidays

Vicarage House / Vicarage House & Pool House, Great Hockham, Norfolk – sleeps 9-15

For a house party Jane Austen-style you can’t go far wrong with Vicarage House and Pool House. Tucked in the heart of the Norfolk Brecks, this luxury eight-bed property is very Pride and Prejudice, although the Bennets wouldn’t have got to splash around in a heated outdoor pool. A gem for families and groups of friends there’s also a tennis court and activities such as croquet and table tennis, plus cycling in Thetford Forest Park on the doorstep. It’s fabulous, darling.
Where: Great Hockham, Norfolk.
Price: From £36.50pppn.
Read more: Click here for our full range of large holiday properties with more than enough space for your whole family or group of friends.

Fabulous for indulgence

Absolutely Fabulous Getaways: Henfield Barn, Staycation Holidays

Henfield Barn, South Gloucestershire – sleeps 15

Great for groups, Henfield Barn has sociable living spaces and en-suite accommodation for 15 people. Indulge in a whole range of leisure facilities, including an indoor heated pool and hot tub, spa facilities and a games room. Check out the luxurious add-ons for a no holds barred special occasion as well as the golf packages on offer. Celebrate in style sweetie.
Price: From £28pppn.
Read more: Click here for our most spectacular properties, with outstanding facilities and luxury as standard.

Fabulous for couples

Absolutely Fabulous Getaways: Longhouse Cottage, Staycation Holidays

Longhouse Cottage, Wimborne, Dorset – sleeps 2

This old estate worker’s cottage on the Earl of Shaftesbury’s estate in rural East Dorset, is the perfect place to hole up for a fabulous break, à deux. This picturesque thatched cottage oozes rustic charm and has a super cute eaves bedroom with fairy lights as well as a roll top bath on the private terrace – perfect for adding a little extra romance or magic to your stay. Crack open the Bolly, darling.
Price: From £14pppn.
Read more: Planning on spending some time with your favourite person? Click here for our full range of romantic getaways.

Fabulous for dogs

Absolutely Fabulous Getaways: Hampton Wafre Cottage, Staycation Holidays

Hampton Wafre Cottage, Docklow, Herefordshire – sleeps 4

Ringed by the gentle hills of the Teme valley, this Herefordshire hideaway has an enclosed garden and plenty of space for dogs to let off steam. The open-plan living area is cottage cosy; curl up with a book, dog at your feet, warmed by the wood-burning stove and underfloor heating. With an abundance of great countryside walks from the front door and in the surrounding areas, plus the opportunity to roam on the farm or fish for carp in the on-site lake. Run darling run – there’s booze at the finish line.
Price: From £21.50pppn.
Read more: Planning on spending some time with your favourite person? Click here for our dog friendly cottages, packed with pooch friendly features and space to roam.

Fabulous for nature lovers

Absolutely Fabulous Getaways: West Hollowcombe Farm, Staycation Holidays

West Hollowcombe Farm Cottages, Exmoor National Park – sleep 4/6

Perfect for animal-loving families, this cluster of four stone barns on the southern edge of Exmoor National Park has on-site stabling and welcomes pets. In the heart of Exmoor’s Lorna Doone country with unhindered access to wildlife from the gate, guests can tune in to the sound of a wide variety of moorland birds, and spot hares, rabbits, stoats and weasels, to say nothing of majestic red deer. Additionally free-roaming Exmoor ponies are often to be seen grazing nearby. Guests have access to sixty acres of the owner’s fields and woodlands, part of which has been designated a Site of Special Scientific Interest, an ideal spot for many rare plants and wildlife, especially the Heath Fritillary, one of the rarest butterflies in this country. Ooooh…lovely!
Price: From £10pppn.
Read more: Click here for our collection of farm cottages, all in fabulous rural locations.
 
If you need any help securing your absolutely fabulous getaways, you can give us a call on 01275 21 75 75. Our friendly holiday advisors can help you to book the perfect place to embrace your inner Patsy.

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